What the Hell…
…is Noah Shachtman doing? Find out in the March issue of Wired magazine.
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Don’t be fooled by the obvious — it’s *not* the case that Noah is at a special Esalen Institute retreat in the woods for the vibrational healing of carpal tunnel syndrome. No, no, after years of reading tea leaves he’s deep in the exploratory stage of a new business launch: truly exotic teas for adventuresome aficianados, consisting of infusions of live creatures and special herbs. Look for “Grunt”, “Cordite & Grease” and other hunkalicious flavors, coming soon.
Season’s Greetings, everyone!
Noah’s clearly taking the microbrew fad to its sad conclusion by brewing Ass Beer ™.
I don’t have the slightest clue what he’s doing, and I’m not really sure I want to know!
I have no idea, but our clicks are funding it!
Cheers,
I have no interest in Noah’s weird sexual practices.
The bags on his hands and the frigid liquid bath are meant to deter Noah from one of his favorite pasttimes.